Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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