How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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