This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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