Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my shit smells like andre
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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