hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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