oh god the rape fog is back!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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