So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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