he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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