I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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