I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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