dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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