Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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