Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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