What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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