You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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