tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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