I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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