I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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