Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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