HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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