you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
please come you make the beer taste better
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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