if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Houston, we have a squirter
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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