yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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