No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Shame is for Republicans.
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