oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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