Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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