this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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