I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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