I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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