IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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