I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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