His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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