HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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