One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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