STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
How does one acquire holy water?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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