I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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