I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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