there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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