I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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