this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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