His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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