i think my tv is drunk
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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