his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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