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(240): View more from Maryland

Thanks for last night it was amazing as always

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What are you talking about

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You've got to be kidding me

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(240): Thanks for last night it was amazing as always (703): What are you talking about (240): You've got to be kidding me http://tfl.nu/zj8e

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(219): View more from Indiana

So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?

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(219): So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love? http://tfl.nu/2z3k

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Did you go home with that guy without me?

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Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car

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(919): Did you go home with that guy without me? (479): Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car http://tfl.nu/ua1d

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(323): View more from California

forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

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my version of bright and sunny.

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(323): forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell (310): my version of bright and sunny. http://tfl.nu/6mbu

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches

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(856): Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches http://tfl.nu/oe4j

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno

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(908): he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno http://tfl.nu/p79f

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(631): View more from New York

I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.

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(631): I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future. http://tfl.nu/mg9l

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(513): View more from Ohio

Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.

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(513): Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside. http://tfl.nu/2kyw

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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(843): It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora. http://tfl.nu/zv3b

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning

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(+64): He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning http://tfl.nu/zdbu

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(305): View more from Florida

You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.

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(305): You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican. http://tfl.nu/uy37

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?

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(908): Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good? http://tfl.nu/2d9n

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.

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(570): I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo. http://tfl.nu/a7p8

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(716): View more from New York

It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving

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(716): It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving http://tfl.nu/l18z

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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(918): Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo? http://tfl.nu/ep0z

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