we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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