After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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