Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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