You're my little dorito
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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