Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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