very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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